Earlier today I present to you the following mini bar quiz, based on wordplay puzzles from The Cryptic Pub Quiz Book by Frank Paul. Here they are again with answers.
Round 1: Synonyms
Change one letter of each word to make pairs of synonyms. So “paid and dug” can be “paar en duo”.
a) Mistress and buffering
b) Engaged and girlfriend
c) Conscious and primed
Answers: a) Distress and suffering. b) Angry and angry. c) Award and prize.
Round 2. Spoonerisms
The answer to these questions is spoonerisms, a phrase that is repeated with its initial sounds swapped. So the answer to “What is the difference between a lovely glove and a small, quiet cat”?” is “A person’s a cute becauseand one is a dumb kitten.”
What is the difference between:
a) a martial arts star and unwrapped French cheese?
b) an intrigued visitor to our shores and someone furiously holding an inquest?
c) the jewelry of Vermeer’s painted girl and an aristocratic Peeping Tom?
Answers a) Bruce Lee, los brie. b) curious stranger, angry coroner. c) pearl earring, shovel peep.
Round 3: Roman numerals
The first part defines a word and a Roman numeral. When you add the letters of the Roman numeral to the word, you get the word described after the equal signs. You can add the Roman numerals either before, in the middle of, or after the word. So “objectively sentimental + 55 = a dozen” is resolved as TWO + LV = TWELVE
a) A growth that can form on the body + 151 = someone who drives a vehicle
b) Bambi, for example + 54 = carry or transfer to someone
c) A small bed + 2,001 = commit
Answers: a) SISTE + CLI = CYCLE LIST. b) DEER + LIVE = LIVER. c) COT +MMI = COMMIT
Round 4: Fish
a) What is the only London Underground station that does not contain any of the letters of the word “mackerel”?
b) What is the only US state that does not contain any of the letters of the word “mackerel”?
c) What is the only chemical element that does not contain any of the letters of the word “mackerel” (It is also the one with the shortest name)
Answers: a) St John’s Wood. b) Ohio. c) Can.
Round 5: Mammals
Guess every few words. Each is spelled identically except for the addition of the name of a mammal inserted within or on either side of the second word. Thus “a stuffed dough and a plunderer” is “pie and pirate”
a) Case and part of a plant used to symbolize desolation or an uncomfortable silence.
b) Dishonest statements and events where winners are randomly selected from ticket holders
c) Agreed and elaborated or difficult
Answers: a) Tumbled and tumbledEWESed. b) Lies and LOtterthings. c) Comply and complyCATed
The Cryptic Pub Quiz Book by Frank Paul is out on Thursday 4th April and can be bought on the Guardian Bookstore or other online retailers.
I’ve been doing a puzzle here on alternate Mondays since 2015. I’m always on the lookout for great puzzles. If you want to suggest one, email me.
